Surely it can't be done. But it has been done. The Great British Limerick Book has a limerick for (nearly) every town in the UK. All of them are filthy.
It's the home of this limerick for Dudley, West Midlands
... and 918 others like it!
I once bathed with a lady from Dudley
But just as we were getting cuddly
The moment went wrong
When I emitted a pong
Making the water go bubbly
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